Diapers for bees? Some folks stopped me when I was leaving an apiary that I once had in a Florida orange grove. They didn’t own the grove, but their house was within fifty yards. They told me that my bees were crapping on their bright shiny car. Well, OK, their brownly besmudged car. I saw half a dozen specks. It looked like some sort of yellow rain. They were polite, I was polite. They suggested bee diapers. I told them I’d be moving the hives in a few days, and I did. The citrus honey flow was over.
I had planned to move my bees. But there’s an outfit in Massachusetts that would find relocating rather difficult. The owners are 3rd-generation beekeepers with a 55-acre farm. According to news reports, some distant neighbours have filed a nuisance complaint. They say that they can’t enjoy the outdoors without receiving natural bee fertilizer. In their hair. On their car.
They filed a complaint. The local health board ruled that the bee business “unreasonably interferes with the owners use and enjoyment of their property.” The beekeepers have a few days to remedy the situation or face a $1,000 a day fine. I think it’s significant that its the local health board that issued the violation notice. They suggest bee droppings are a health issue. They are wrong.
Bee crap is not a health issue. No one gets sick from the scattered bits let loose by flying bees. I agree that the excrement can be unsightly and a nuisance to clean from a bright shiny car. It’s part of life on – or near – a farm. From the complaint, it’s an alleged problem only in May and June. Honey bees do their business in flight, flushing their toilets at about 30 feet. Granted, that’s lower than the Boeing that lets our stuff loose into the stratosphere. But the bee’s do-do is much cleaner. Bees digest honey, they are not the nasty omnivores we are. Bee pooh is clean pooh. Frankly, their shit don’t stink. Not a health issue.
I don’t know all the details, but I looked up the location of the complainers and the location of the honey farm. You can see on the map above, they are 320 metres (about 350 yards) apart. There are a lot of other homes (no complaints?) nearby and quite a few trees and fields around. Bees usually relieve within 100 metres of their hives. The alleged distance is unusual. If you take the numbers of bees and divide by the potential Area of Defecation (AOD), you can see that the actual likely number of defecators within any specific AOD located 350 metres from the hives is pretty small. A trickle, so to speak.
To heap dumbness atop dumbness, the Billerica Health Board suggested a silly remedy to the beekeepers: they could plant flowers on their own farm to keep the bees at home. I can feel the ground shake with vibes of unrestrained laughter. Do these people actually think that bees will stay on a farm if flowers are planted for them? Bees fly kilometres in search of food. They don’t recognize any farm’s boundaries. (Bees are smart, but not that smart.)
I suppose that the health officials working for the Massachusetts town of Billerica were trying to be helpful. However, if the health board sages were truly thinking at their best, they would have recommended diapers for the bees.
So funny and so sad at the same time!
Oh my. Those poor beekeepers. Effectively they’re being told they have to remove the bees.
They’ve been there for decades. I think they will appeal the ruling, but if they lose, they’ll be forced to pay – no beekeeper can afford to pay $1,000/day to keep a yard.
I own a hazelnut farm in Oregon and a few years ago one of my neighbors complained to the county about chemical drift of pesticides. The county sent an inspector to take samples at my neighbor’s house and the complaint was dismissed because there was no trace of residual chemicals. I don’t know how things work in Massachusetts, but I would expect the county or the health department to collect samples at the neighbor’s location to prove that the “yellow rain” is: 1) actually bee poop, 2) bacteriologically harmful, and 3) in sufficient quantities to be detrimental to people. If the health department doesn’t have any of this data, then I think the beekeeper would be in a position take the matter to court and sue for damages & lost income. By the way, I’m willing to bet that the “yellow rain” is just pollen from a nearby tree.
I’m a bee keeper and i’ll just about bet you you’re right
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I’m in New Zealand being bombarded by bee poo, all over windows, washing, cars…not funny at all! Especially as it’s so hard to get rid of.
I’m in Canada. I’ll trade today’s slushy cold icy frozen windy frigid frosty glacial polar no-bee-poo day for your balmy flowery mild sunny spring with bee do-do.
But seriously, it sounds like you’re getting a sh*tty deal. It usually does not last for more than a few days, though that’s long enough to make a big mess.
My cars, RV, upstairs windows and outside furniture is covered with it. Doesn’t come off easy on cars. Have had it professionally cleaned but had to scrap most of the rest with thumbnails. Next day back again. It didn’t end in June up here in the Nortwest. Well into October. The gal who owns the hives is on the sane street in our residential neighborhood. I am personally sick of it. It doesn’t just wash off. I’m hoping I can find something to get rid of these buggers. I get so many on my plants they vibrate. It’s hard to believe somebody can raise these without a license. Don’t get me wrong, I love bees and honey. Just don’t want them ruining everything I have outside.
Not sure if people understand this, but if we lose bees, we lose pollination, which means a loss of food. Once the bees are gone, so are people! I don’t mind washing my car, when the bees come to pollinate my apple tree, my cherry tree, and my lilacs. Its a small inconvenience for the opportunity to survive!
I am sick to death of this Bee poo. There are about 200 hives on a mountain by our home. My windows. doors, terrace, car, washing, pool etc etc are covered daily. we sit in the garden and we are shit on none stop.. we are pensioners and cleaning this stuff off everything is lengthy and tiring. we will have no choice but to submit a complaint to the local council…
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